Odd Statements

Sometimes, while at work, I hear ridiculous statements made by people that make me wonder, "Did I just hear that? What the hell could that possible mean?" Like when Lewis Black recalled overhearing a woman say, "If it weren't for that horse I'd have finished college..." Then he pondered, "What the hell did she mean?"

I hear things all the time that make me wonder, "What the hell? How am I going to go forward with life without knowing what the hell he/she meant?"

Several examples:

"If you'd have let me some, my legs would'a started working."

"My case-worker called and, the next thing I knew, I was spending two years in Rocky Mount."

"That Port-a-Potty smelled so bad I was almost unable to masturbate."