Assholes

Nice art work! I can only hope it was federally funded. A bunch of assholes paying an artist to photograph a bunch of assholes! Ah, the irony ...............

Crack-Cow

What genius hired this person to dress up as a cow and advertise a Halloween costume store? Great idea... You couldn't look at this person, who has been arrested about a hundred times for prostitution and drug offenses, and decide you're probably not going to get good quality help?

The newspaper story reads: "While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets - blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said. 'It's curious. When I think of Halloween or a haunted trail, I don't think of cows as being scary - although this one was,' Hoffman said. As cops hauled her away, the haunted trail's manager snatched the cow mask away from Allen, but officers let her keep the rest of the outfit. 'It appeared that's all she had on,' Hoffman said. Allen dried out in jail over the weekend - all the while wearing the cow costume. Jail policy allows for inmates to wear prison garb in the clink, but only after a defendant's first court appearance. Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers. 'She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' Hoffman said. 'I'm not joking."

Happy Halloween ...................