How do you explain this to your wife? Let's say you get extremely drunk. No problem, we all do from time to time. But you decide to drive downtown for a little fun. Well, maybe not the fun you're accustomed to. You pick up a gay prostitute and agree to a twenty five dollar blow-job. The prostitute starts working your junk while you drive down Hargett Street, which makes you smash into two parked cars, careen off the road and head-on a telephone pole. All of this is observed by a police officer who casually pulls up and arrests you. At the jail you blow a .26 (over 3 times the legal limit) on the Intoxylizer and are charged with DWI and soliciting crimes against nature. Of course you call your wife to bail you out of jail????
I would kill to have heard his excuse on the way home. It had to be a gem.
Monday, May 18, 2009
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