Sobriety Tests

I stopped a guy on Tuesday and gave him sobriety tests. One of these tests is the one-legged-stand. This is what it looks like.

Unfortunately for him, hours of watching Ralph Maccio in the Karate Kid made his one-legged-stand look more like this:

Tag

N.C. License Plate:

I DO IP

(I do internet porn?)

Tags like this are why I never seem to get anything done.