On the 6000 block of Glenwood Avenue are a variety of stores. Walmart, Chick Filet, Smoker Friendly, and Big Lots are just a few. Then there are the more sordid establishments. Pegasus Video is a gay porno shop. Why is it these establishment are frequented mainly by older white guys, most of which I see wearing wedding rings.
I'm stopped at the stop sign near Pep Boys when I see grandpa sneaky pulling in. He's wearing a spiffy little street hat, a yellow Polo Shirt, and plaid shorts. A sparkling watch glimmers as he saunters across the parking lot, smiling. I see the wedding ring.
Somehow he's rationalized that having gay sex in a porno booth with an anonymous stranger doesn't really count as cheating on his wife. I mean, just ask Senator Larry Craig.
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