Suspicious Garbage

I get a call to Brier Creek concerning a suspicious item. Evidently, the complainant found a suspicious looking bag on the sidewalk in front of his home. I get there and examine the bag. It's an empty Macy's bag. I see another one about fifty yards up the street. Obviously the bags either blew out of a vehicle or were dragged down the street by some kid. But I guess this guy wanted some sort of criminal investigation of the garbage. The garbage scared him. Maybe he had some sort of traumatic experience as a child during which one or both of his parents stuffed him in a dumpster. Too bad he got out.