I'm addicted to reading the Craigslist ads, especially the personals. Some of the sickest people in the world advertise their insanity on this forum. My buddy Kevin sent this one to me.
"I thought we really had something together and I'm sorry I pooped in your shower. I had no idea it would be so difficult to wash down the drain. You should get a better showerhead. I admit I wasn't really thinking of the potential sanitation consequences at the time. I don't know what I was thinking exactly - maybe love muddled my mind. Sometimes when a relationship is going well and I think it's time to take it to the next level I panic and subconsciously find a way to sabotage it. But I'm really not a bad guy. And again, I'm sorry for pooping in your shower and I promise it won't happen again if you just give me another chance. I love you.
P.S. Did you try the bleach?"
What a classic..... You read Shakespeare... I read absurdity.
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You sure Billy didn't write this one?
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